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heytinafey: did you get those earrings at tiffanys? close i got them from my vagina

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 00:06:31 -0500

heytinafey:

did you get those earrings at tiffanys?

close

i got them from my vagina

the-absolute-funniest-posts: My lovely followers, please...

Fri, 15 Feb 2013 23:44:05 -0500

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

so Floyd and I had our one-year-anniversary sometime in...

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 23:16:17 -0500

so Floyd and I had our one-year-anniversary sometime in January….. but neither of us know which day exactly (womp womp)

anyway here is a picture of us in chicago

heytinafey: let’s all watch this again

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 23:40:32 -0500

heytinafey:

let’s all watch this again

POOPtalk

Thu, 20 Dec 2012 23:36:36 -0500

Floyd: Let me call you back, I’m pooping.

Me: I mean I don’t mind, I talk to you when I’m pooping all the time.

Floyd: I work on my breathing patterns when I poop, I’ll call you back.

Me: WHAT?!?! omg yessssssssssssssssssssssss

…. is this isn’t a solid affirmation that I am dating the perfect man for me I HONESTLY DONT KNOW WHAT IS

My little sister and I both worked until the early morning hours...

Sat, 03 Nov 2012 09:53:01 -0400

My little sister and I both worked until the early morning hours last night, both had to work early this morning, but when we were defrosting our cars this morning terese slipped a hot cup of coffee into my car. I HAVE THE MOST WONDERFUL SISTER EVER

the-absolute-funniest-posts: lolsofunny: My friends and I...

Wed, 31 Oct 2012 21:03:03 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lolsofunny:

My friends and I decided to go as “Sexy Avengers” for Halloween - ImgurThank you.

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JUST REALIZED ITS HALLOWEEN

Wed, 31 Oct 2012 17:47:22 -0400

JUST REALIZED THIS IS WHY I TOOK OFF WORK MONTHS AGO

JUST REALIZED I PICKED UP A SHIFT FOR TONIGHT AND WAS WONDERING WHY I HAD ASKED OFF

HOW AM I GOING TO SHOW OFF MY SEXY COSTUMES WHILST AT WORK

DAMNIT.

for some reason

Tue, 23 Oct 2012 01:52:07 -0400

floyd is one of the only people able to coax the true woman out of me….

one home-made-celebratory-birthday-pumpkin-cheesecake-for-boyfriend CHECK

NO ONE TELL

the-absolute-funniest-posts: andrewbreitel: Best street...

Sun, 21 Oct 2012 02:11:47 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

andrewbreitel:

Best street graffiti I’ve ever seen

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cameronchristopher: I wish I knew how to make friends. Or get cool people to be my friends....

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 23:19:37 -0400

cameronchristopher:

I wish I knew how to make friends. Or get cool people to be my friends. Friendship always just IS and I’m like “Oops, we’re friends” without an inkling of the how the process happened.

Maybe it would help if I asked people to hang out, but that still makes me nervous, even as a 24.5 year old person.

So many neat people circling around me.

on the roof of daap so many years ago…. “guys, are we a group?”

the-absolute-funniest-posts: My students are writing short...

Tue, 16 Oct 2012 13:30:38 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

My students are writing short stories. This is what I got from one of them.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts: My students are writing short...

Tue, 16 Oct 2012 08:39:02 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

My students are writing short stories. This is what I got from one of them.

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bjornborg: ENDLESS HAIRFIX

Sun, 14 Oct 2012 09:54:25 -0400

bjornborg:

ENDLESS HAIRFIX

that moment when you realize

Fri, 12 Oct 2012 11:23:43 -0400

that you have been daydreaming about your friend moving back to this city so you can snuggle the fuck out of them for days until your heart stops missing them.

….road trip anyone?

rocking the freshly-dyed-blue-blond hair and...

Mon, 24 Sep 2012 10:01:23 -0400

rocking the freshly-dyed-blue-blond hair and freshly-cracked-stupid-phone-screen.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS HAPPYFUCKINGMONDAYYYY :)

cameronchristopher: anndesignn: Prism Glasses Read a Book or...

Mon, 03 Sep 2012 22:33:56 -0400

cameronchristopher:

anndesignn:

Prism Glasses

Read a Book or Watch TV Lying Down! No more neck cramps or eye strain. These glasses transform your view to a 90 degree downward angle, eliminating the need for you to raise your head. You can even read a book that’s resting on your chest. Perfect for people with limited mobility, or those just wanting to relax. High-impact styrene.

yesplz

they make glasses the opposite of these for climbing so you don’t have to strain your neck to look up at your climber. CRAZY

quote of the week

Mon, 27 Aug 2012 23:47:14 -0400

“sometimes it gets drunk out”

cameronchristopher: nickross: pizza roomie timez (Taken with...

Mon, 27 Aug 2012 23:23:04 -0400

cameronchristopher:

nickross:

pizza roomie timez (Taken with Instagram at Goat Hill Pizza)

Roooooomie(s*) I miss ya!

*Thadd lived with Laura who lived with me so whatever roomie.

OH MY GOD I WANT TO COME THERE AND EAT PIZZA WITH MY ROOMIEZZZZ

hahahahahaha

Sat, 25 Aug 2012 11:50:31 -0400

hahahahahaha